A Letter of Public Concern...

"Hello Evildoer,

I have just happened upon this appalling site.... believe me, I most certainly was not looking for it. I find it hard to express my thorough disgust at the trash you have displayed by the sick pervert who hides behind the name 'BOZ', whatever that is supposed to mean.

This creature is obviously a total screw-up who has no place in human society other than in a padded, heavily guarded cell.

Shame on you for giving a platform to this freak. This man is quite palpably an insecure wreck who lets a deep and malignant anger fester in him.... this anger is unhealthy and clearly very destructive.

Although I, as a person of indisputable moral rectitude, am grievously offended by Boz's atrocities, I would like to personally volunteer my counseling services for this troubled individual.

I have successfully provided therapy to many other anguished persons, such as Gay Byrne, Declan Doyle and Charlie the bollix Haughey.

Yours in prayer,
Cuthbert Excisor"